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corny
06-23-2012, 05:28 PM
Claiborne County Tennessee....

Where every family tree has a chicken or some other farm animal in it.

And Im not kidding.

Joe Harper
06-23-2012, 11:37 PM
So that means the girl in thebar told you "no".

glennac
06-24-2012, 12:47 AM
Claiborne County Tennessee....

Where every family tree has a chicken or some other farm animal in it.

And Im not kidding.

Hey corny you shouldn't be knocking those good citizens of Claiborne County. Some of them have Internet and they might figure out who you are and you couldn't get far enough away from East Tennessee to save your skin.

I remember back in 48 when I was 4 I saw a hey truck pull off the road with about 15 or more good old boys on the back in the middle of the afternoon on a nice spring day.

To make a very long story short they made a tall young man about 20 run down the highway cut through a draw (no where to run except the road) and the head man holding a shot gun fired twice and the guy fell on the hot asphault about 30 – 40 yards from the back of the truck.

I was hiding behind a tree in the woods. My dad told me to be quite and don't say anything. You could get your house burned down for loose talk. Years latter I found out that he got a gal pregnant and didn't do the right thing (marry her). They ran the show back then. Didn't have to lose sleep broad daylight was OK for them.

Yeah corny you would get tied to a tree and given an attitude adjustment alright. That was E Tennessee when I was growing up. No one White or Black stepped across the line and everyone knew what that was back then. Thank you, thank you very much

AC5096
06-24-2012, 10:11 AM
Hey corny you shouldn't be knocking those good citizens of Claiborne County. Some of them have Internet and they might figure out who you are and you couldn't get far enough away from East Tennessee to save your skin.

I remember back in 48 when I was 4 I saw a hey truck pull off the road with about 15 or more good old boys on the back in the middle of the afternoon on a nice spring day.

To make a very long story short they made a tall young man about 20 run down the highway cut through a draw (no where to run except the road) and the head man holding a shot gun fired twice and the guy fell on the hot asphault about 30 – 40 yards from the back of the truck.

I was hiding behind a tree in the woods. My dad told me to be quite and don't say anything. You could get your house burned down for loose talk. Years latter I found out that he got a gal pregnant and didn't do the right thing (marry her). They ran the show back then. Didn't have to lose sleep broad daylight was OK for them.

Yeah corny you would get tied to a tree and given an attitude adjustment alright. That was E Tennessee when I was growing up. No one White or Black stepped across the line and everyone knew what that was back then. Thank you, thank you very much

Was the guy her brother?:grin2:

Man I could tell you some stories, but I have hillbilly, ridgerunner ancestors on my mothers side. I'm pleading the 5th.:whistle:

corny
06-24-2012, 11:17 AM
When you stop at a food city in a small town and notice that about half the people look like some kind of gene splicing experiment gone wrong in the worst possible way.......and you hear children calling to their momma sisters.....or brother daddys...... you know there is something wrong.

I stopped at a gas station there one day....and heard two bumpkins arguing over who had the sexiest goat.......

Its like the government turned the whole county into some weird experiment or something......

Think about it......the folks there are already inbred.....and they are taking their already messed up genes and mixing them with chickens and such.

AC5096
06-24-2012, 11:29 AM
When you stop at a food city in a small town and notice that about half the people look like some kind of gene splicing experiment gone wrong in the worst possible way.......and you hear children calling to their momma sisters.....or brother daddys...... you know there is something wrong.

I stopped at a gas station there one day....and heard two bumpkins arguing over who had the sexiest goat.......

Its like the government turned the whole county into some weird experiment or something......

Think about it......the folks there are already inbred.....and they are taking their already messed up genes and mixing them with chickens and such.

:LOL:

acmanko
06-24-2012, 11:54 AM
Tell us corny, were you hatched or whelped?