NASCAR survey: Faithful NASCAR fans vrs Hockey

[James 3528]

This is just a personal survey to satisfy my own hunch.

1) Do you classify yourself as a NASCAR fan?

2) Do you believe in Dale Jarrett?

3) Do believe in Richard Petty?

4) Do you believe that Hockey Players were 100% responsible 9/11?

5) Do you believe that the Moon is made of cheese?

6) Do you believe that certain people within the US government played in Hockey?

7) Do you believe that persons within the richest 1/10th of 1% of the United States were involved in Hockey?

8) Do you believe that NASCAR fans were intelligently designed?

9) Do you believe that Hockey is part of a larger plan to enslave and control the worlds population?

10) Do you believe that Hockey is part of a larger plan to destroy all of the worlds religions in an attempt to reprogram and control the population of the entire planet?

11) Do you believe the official government story about Hockey?

[oloenneker]

Originally posted by James 3528
This is just a personal survey to satisfy my own hunch.

1) Do you classify yourself as a NASCAR fan?
No[/b]
2) Do you believe in Dale Jarrett?
[/b]Hes just a guy that drives cars
3) Do believe in Richard Petty?
Hes just a guy that drives cars
4) Do you believe that Hockey Players were 100% responsible 9/11?
No
5) Do you believe that the Moon is made of cheese?
No, but if it where, what kind of cheese would it be? You'd probably like dickcheese...
6) Do you believe that certain people within the US government played in Hockey?
Yes
7) Do you believe that persons within the richest 1/10th of 1% of the United States were involved in Hockey?
Yes, and I believe that a few might even own a few Hockey Teams
8) Do you believe that NASCAR fans were intelligently designed?
Definently Not, I mean look at them?
9) Do you believe that Hockey is part of a larger plan to enslave and control the worlds population?
Yes! Get your season ticket today!
10) Do you believe that Hockey is part of a larger plan to destroy all of the worlds religions in an attempt to reprogram and control the population of the entire planet?
If they go on strike again, Canadians will kill everybody
11) Do you believe the official government story about Hockey?
Depends on what Government you are talking about


Hmmmm Hockey.

[boudreaux06]

Originally posted by James 3528
This is just a personal survey to satisfy my own hunch.

1) Do you classify yourself as a NASCAR fan?
Heck Yeah

2) Do you believe in Dale Jarrett?
I believe I am upset to see him go to that foreign made car

3) Do believe in Richard Petty?
Yup, The King of Racing

4) Do you believe that Hockey Players were 100% responsible 9/11?
Well maybe not 100%, but 85% yeah, Hockey is 85% Canadian right?

5) Do you believe that the Moon is made of cheese?
Yup, 25% Cheddar, 50% Swiss, 25% American

6) Do you believe that certain people within the US government played in Hockey? Yup

7) Do you believe that persons within the richest 1/10th of 1% of the United States were involved in Hockey? Yeah right, why waste the money on Hockey

8) Do you believe that NASCAR fans were intelligently designed? Damn skippy, just look at me

9) Do you believe that Hockey is part of a larger plan to enslave and control the worlds population? No, they would have to get skates on everyone

10) Do you believe that Hockey is part of a larger plan to destroy all of the worlds religions in an attempt to reprogram and control the population of the entire planet?

Negative


11) Do you believe the official government story about Hockey? I aint too sure bout that right now

[bootlen]

:D:D

[James 3528]

It was a joke.

[bootlen]

:D:D:D:D

[tr23]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by boudreaux06
[QUOTE]Originally posted by James 3528
4) Do you believe that Hockey Players were 100% responsible 9/11?
[b]Well maybe not 100%, but 85% yeah, Hockey is 85% Canadian right?


I hope that's a joke.

[boudreaux06]

I was joking!

















































Well except for the Candian thing.



JK

[refrigeration mafia]

Nascar fans tend to be ignorant blue collar capitalistic workers who throng together like cattle, swill beer, and encourage thier white trash wives to bare thier breasts in public.

Hockey fans tend to be canadian socialists who prefer violence and beer over sex.

[boudreaux06]

Originally posted by refrigeration mafia
Nascar fans tend to be ignorant blue collar capitalistic workers who throng together like cattle, swill beer, and encourage thier white trash wives to bare thier breasts in public.

HEY! I resemble that remark, well, except I normally try to get others (i.e. your wife/girlfriend) wives to bare theirs, not mine

[James 3528]

Originally posted by refrigeration mafia
Nascar fans tend to be ignorant blue collar capitalistic workers who throng together like cattle, swill beer, and encourage thier white trash wives to bare thier breasts in public.

Hockey fans tend to be canadian socialists who prefer violence and beer over sex.

You being a Harvard grad of course would know all this.