Why Chocolate is better than sex

[BJ]

You can GET chocolate anytime.

"If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real
meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.

You can safely havae chocolate while you are driving.

The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can have chocolate any time of the month.

You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting
your face slapped.

You can as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

With chocolate, size doesn't matter.

[rayr]

BJ you do have a great memory. he, he.

[gerryboy00]

does chocolate wear black lingerie ???

:-))

[BJ]

Originally posted by gerryboy00
does chocolate wear black lingerie ???

:-))

no.... and no leather chaps either. too bad!:cool::cool::(

[RoBoTeq]

So, what if you like sex and chocolate at the same time? Or how about sex with chocolate. Does this include chocolate syrup? Wow, this is making me h****y. scroll down..






















Thats hungry you perv.

[Edited by Robin Boyd on 02-25-2002 at 12:14 PM]