Florida

[roger g]

These two old tourists were sitting in a burger bar in Florida having a coffee when they started to argue about the pronunciation of the town. The one old guy yells out " It's pronounced Kissimmi you deaf old fart" and the other yells back "it's pronounced Kissmmee you old toad". This goes back and forth a while when they decided to get an impartial person to decide. They go over to a waitress and said "we're arguing about the proper pronounciation of this place, could you pronounce it very slowly for us?"
She takes a big breath "B.U.R.G.E.R K.I.N.G!"