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glennac
03-04-2012, 12:09 AM
Great news the Japanese have invented a device to stop the lies and Marxist rhetoric coming from the lips of Obama. Unfortunately you would have to get within 30 yards of him to make it work and then I'm sure that they will find you guilty of denying his 1st Amendment rights. Muslims and Marxist still have that protection whereas for the rest of us our 1st Amendment rights are being trumped by Sharia law at least in PA anyhow. Check this out. :grin2::cheers:

"The device works by recording its target's speech then firing their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay, which affects the brain's cognitive processes and causes speakers to stutter before silencing them completely

They found that the device works better on people who were reading aloud than engaged in "spontaneous speech" and it cannot stop people making meaningless sounds, such as "ahhh," that are uttered over a long time period.
Kurihara and Tsukada suggested the speech-jamming gun could be used to hush noisy speakers in public libraries or to silence people in group discussions who interrupt other people's speeches."

Read more: http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/scitech/science/030212-japan-invents-speech-jamming-gun-that-silences-people-mid-sentence#ixzz1o7bBmUUh

This would work perfect on Obama who can't give a spontanous speech without major mistakes. Uses his teleprompter 24/7.:bump: Thank you, thank you very much

Tool-Slinger
03-04-2012, 02:55 AM
Great news the Japanese have invented a device to stop the lies and Marxist rhetoric coming from the lips of Obama. Unfortunately you would have to get within 30 yards of him to make it work and then I'm sure that they will find you guilty of denying his 1st Amendment rights. Muslims and Marxist still have that protection whereas for the rest of us our 1st Amendment rights are being trumped by Sharia law at least in PA anyhow. Check this out. :grin2::cheers:

"The device works by recording its target's speech then firing their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay, which affects the brain's cognitive processes and causes speakers to stutter before silencing them completely

They found that the device works better on people who were reading aloud than engaged in "spontaneous speech" and it cannot stop people making meaningless sounds, such as "ahhh," that are uttered over a long time period.
Kurihara and Tsukada suggested the speech-jamming gun could be used to hush noisy speakers in public libraries or to silence people in group discussions who interrupt other people's speeches."

Read more: http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/scitech/science/030212-japan-invents-speech-jamming-gun-that-silences-people-mid-sentence#ixzz1o7bBmUUh

This would work perfect on Obama who can't give a spontanous speech without major mistakes. Uses his teleprompter 24/7.:bump: Thank you, thank you very much
I don't know. This technology frightens me. If we aimed it at robo it might create a rift in the space/time continuum and spell the end of the universe.

I am immune to such a weapon myself. I think slowly, and speak with a slow Texas drawl, so idiotic mimics of my speech have no effect. My little sister can vouch for me on this fact.

Gib's Son
03-04-2012, 08:24 AM
I don't know. This technology frightens me. If we aimed it at robo it might create a rift in the space/time continuum and spell the end of the universe.

I am immune to such a weapon myself. I think slowly, and speak with a slow Texas drawl, so idiotic mimics of my speech have no effect. My little sister can vouch for me on this fact.

I hope your sister got all the looks in your family because it certainly wasn't you.:D

Tool-Slinger
03-04-2012, 02:46 PM
I hope your sister got all the looks in your family because it certainly wasn't you.:D
I have plenty of good looks, it is just shy and hiding under my skin.

printer2
03-04-2012, 05:30 PM
When I do Elvis shows I use between 120 and 200ms of Delay on his vocal, with about 5% feedback. Also , use the HPF ,as usual, but make sure you have the big FM 125hz bump on it, that's what swoons the chicks.

http://www.gearslutz.com/board/so-much-gear-so-little-time/586085-elvis-vocals.html

Really freak out the Japanese if they do the 200mS delay and then see Obama start swiveling his hips. Might not be related though, you do not really have to think when you are doing R&R. Mind you, Obama just uses the teleprompter anyways. OK everybody, do the hip shake baby.

coilcleaner
03-04-2012, 05:48 PM
Obama for Pres.

WebCTRL
03-04-2012, 07:46 PM
Obama for Pres.

He is! See how well it's worked out, don't you?

glennac
03-04-2012, 09:28 PM
Obama for Pres.

Hmm I wonder if there is a doctor in the house. Looks like we a member here suffering from a nervous break down and is in need of some intervention. Perhaps a large dose of Thorazine would be in order. :whistle::grin2: Just kidding there coil. Thank you very much

Tool-Slinger
03-04-2012, 09:40 PM
Obama for Pres.
I hope we can change that.