Happy palm sunday

[coolwhip]

to all you catholics. The wifey is off to church with the kids. When they get home, I always make crosses for them out of their palm leaves.

[tinner73]

shouldn't you be there too? ;)

[chillbilly]

Same to ya' cool.

[coolwhip]

Originally posted by tinner73
shouldn't you be there too? ;)

No, Im not catholic. I dont mind if she and the kids are though.

[coldsnap]

Service this morning was great. Don't worry, I asked a prayer for all of us!

[tinner73]

Originally posted by coldsnap
Service this morning was great. Don't worry, I asked a prayer for all of us!
thanks..now i'm covered.

[refrigeration mafia]

Originally posted by coldsnap
Don't worry, I asked a prayer for all of us!

Do me a favor, don't pray for me. I think your god is kind of a dick. We'll be better off without him.

[coolwhip]

Originally posted by refrigeration mafia

Originally posted by coldsnap
Don't worry, I asked a prayer for all of us!

Do me a favor, don't pray for me. I think your god is kind of a dick. We'll be better off without him.


Thats a terrible thing to say and thanks for spoiling a nice thread with your negative waves.

[chillbilly]

Especially pray for him. He needs it most of all.

[smokin68]

Originally posted by refrigeration mafia

Originally posted by coldsnap
Don't worry, I asked a prayer for all of us!

Do me a favor, don't pray for me. I think your god is kind of a dick. We'll be better off without him.


You're being a dick for saying that. No matter what anyone believes in, a person is only wishing the best for you by praying for you. You're a real Butt-Nuggett for saying what you did.

[coldsnap]

Originally posted by refrigeration mafia

Originally posted by coldsnap
Don't worry, I asked a prayer for all of us!

Do me a favor, don't pray for me. I think your god is kind of a dick. We'll be better off without him.

I'm not sure if prayers are retractable, but I'll find out.

Well, I checked and they can't be retracted.

Sorry, but you have been prayed for. I promise I won't pray for you in the future, or at least I wont tell you about it.

[refrigeration mafia]

Originally posted by coldsnap
I promise I won't pray for you in the future...

Nothing worse than an unsolicited prayer. Keep your prayer to yourself.

[r404a]

Thanks Coldsnap.


404

[coldsnap]

I did keep my prayer to myself. You have no idea what my prayer was now do you.

And if you check the record, I posted before you did. So don't assume I was praying for you! I think you want a prayer or two Mafia.

Is this a twisted cry for prayer?

[smokin68]

Don't worry Coldsnap, Refrigeration Mafia is a phoney. The real Mafia would love prayer, so this is only a "internet" name. Should be called "Refrigeration Atheist".

[refrigeration mafia]

Originally posted by coldsnap
You have no idea what my prayer was now do you.


Quite true.

You could have been praying for my untimely death.

[samtheman]

untimely is subjective

[Jultzya]

Lets please show some respect for our fellow friends.

[tonys]

When will the 'big guy' act on all those apparent prayers for World Peace?

...is his phone off the hook for THAT one?

[chillbilly]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by tonys
When will the 'big guy' act on all those apparent prayers for World Peace?

...is his phone off the hook for THAT one?




Are you really that simple minded?

[tonys]

hmmmm...I don't know...

simple-minded enough to beLIEve unconditionally in ALL those fairy tales?

maybe not.

Maybe - driven to mess with all those good-ol'boy religious fundamentalists, et al. - comedic-effect, ya'know.


big-bang-theory-says-what?

[geerair]

Originally posted by tonys
When will the 'big guy' act on all those apparent prayers for World Peace?

...is his phone off the hook for THAT one?
Yeah, and when is he going to fix my putting?


You pray and pray and nothing gets done.

I may be forced to take my business to Larry the Space Lizard.

[bootlen]

Originally posted by tonys
When will the 'big guy' act on all those apparent prayers for World Peace?

...is his phone off the hook for THAT one?


Nope. Your ilk is though. Ya shouldn't hang up on the "Big Guy".

[chillbilly]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by geerair

You pray and pray and nothing gets done.
I may be forced to take my business to Larry the Space Lizard.




Perfect example of the 3 stooges mindset...........
always looking up for someone to solve your problems...God gave you the power to look within...I guess it's just a whole lot easier to blame your problems on someone else.
Spend more time practicing your putting instead of whining about how pitiful you are.

[geerair]

Originally posted by chillbilly




Perfect example of the 3 stooges mindset...........
always looking up for someone to solve your problems...God gave you the power to look within...I guess it's just a whole lot easier to blame your problems on someone else.
Spend more time practicing your putting instead of whining about how pitiful you are. I'm not whining about how pitiful my putting is, I'm whining about the fact that Sky Daddy refuses to help with my problem. He apparently is not busy with the big problems so what's the big deal with waving his healing hands over my putting. Take 2 seconds and I have vowed never to ask for anything else.

If he can't spare 2 seconds to help a brother out, then why did we invent him?

[chillbilly]

I would think with all of the problems in this world that you are constantly whining about, your FATHER (not your brother)would have more important things to do than to deal with a self indulgent crybaby whimpering about his high handicap.
I'm sure that world peace and merciless killing should be put on hold to fix a spoon fed wuss's golf game. LOL!

[geerair]

Originally posted by chillbilly
I would think with all of the problems in this world that you are constantly whining about, your FATHER (not your brother)would have more important things to do than to deal with a self indulgent crybaby whimpering about his high handicap.
I'm sure that world peace and merciless killing should be put on hold to fix a spoon fed wuss's golf game. LOL! Put on hold? You are talking about a deity who poofed the Universe into exsistence in 6 days. A deity who has his eye on the sparrow. Omnipotent. This guy could juggle Jupiter and Mars in one hand while creating whole new worlds. and you are telling me that taking 2 seconds to fix my putting is beyond his powers?


Merciless killings have been going on for thousands of years and show no signs of letting up.

The world has been in turmoil and trouble for thousands of years and show no signs that things are getting better.

So what has the big guy been doing that he couldn't spare 2 seconds?

He is claimed to have this immense power. What is he doing with it?

From the looks of things he is helping Televangelists get rich.

[chillbilly]

LOL! Always looking up............