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ikey
03-23-2006, 08:26 AM
MY ATTORNEY

After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end.


The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a courthouse.

The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around, I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I could not take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."

The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell."

He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and in the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.

I was so embarrassed that I could not look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.

As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all. I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I had done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, "This man belongs in hell, he is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise."

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.

As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty. I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.

He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi, Dad," and then He turned to address the court.

"Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished."

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and he has accepted me as his Savior, so he is mine."

My Lord continued with, "His name is written in the book of life and no one can snatch him from Me. Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy."

As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father a\nd said, "There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all."

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from His lips... "This man is free. The penalty for him has already been paid in full. Case dismissed."

As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, "I won't give up; I will win the next one."



I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you ever lost a case?"

Christ lovingly smiled and said, "Everyone that has come to me and asked me to represent them has received the same verdict as you,

~Paid In Full~"

tonys
03-23-2006, 08:52 AM
ramblings of a fundamentalist...that's wacky, wacky stuff.

skrewt
03-23-2006, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by tonys
ramblings of a fundamentalist...that's wacky, wacky stuff.


A fairytale worthy of say.....global warming?

tonys
03-23-2006, 10:55 AM
possibly equivalent tales - of biblical proportions.

scrogdog
03-23-2006, 12:24 PM
A fairytale worthy of say.....global warming?

Well... yes and no. :)

As I tried to explain in that "other" topic *cough*, facts and theories are different things.

Gravity is a fact. The theory that explains how gravity works is not a fact.

By the same token... global warming is a fact. The various theories that attempt to explain the whys and hows of global warming are not facts.

Still... there are theories and there are theories. :) Theories regarding evolution have been confirmed repeatedly for over 150 years. However, the theories that attempt to explain global warming are far less solid for a number of reasons.

For one thing, there is not a climatologist on this planet that can tell you that he or she completely understands our climate system. Some think it may even be a chaotic system but the point is that no one knows. Further, we lack the technology at this time to perform truly valuable studies... such as how many part per million of C02 cause how much warming by region.

That's why I consistently rail against the global warmers. That has been no repeatable test that shows anything one way or the other. Instead they use models, and people with agendas fill in the blanks. I prefer to call these explanations "hypothesis" instead of "theory" because it is simply a fact that the testing so far has been woefully inadequate.

So, to sum up... global warming is a fact. However, our explanations of the phenomena could be viewed as "incomplete" at best... "fairy tales" at worst. :)

bootlen
03-23-2006, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by ikey
MY ATTORNEY

After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end.


The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a courthouse.

The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around, I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I could not take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."

The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell."

He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and in the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions that were once in my life and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank.

I was so embarrassed that I could not look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.

As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all. I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I had done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, "This man belongs in hell, he is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise."

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward.

As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty. I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.

He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi, Dad," and then He turned to address the court.

"Satan was correct in saying that this man had sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished."

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so that this person might have eternal life and he has accepted me as his Savior, so he is mine."

My Lord continued with, "His name is written in the book of life and no one can snatch him from Me. Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy."

As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father a\nd said, "There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all."

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from His lips... "This man is free. The penalty for him has already been paid in full. Case dismissed."

As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, "I won't give up; I will win the next one."



I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you ever lost a case?"

Christ lovingly smiled and said, "Everyone that has come to me and asked me to represent them has received the same verdict as you,

~Paid In Full~"


Now it's UN-hijacked.

scrogdog
03-23-2006, 02:48 PM
Heh. Sorry about that. :)

bootlen
03-23-2006, 04:32 PM
:D

ikey
03-23-2006, 09:45 PM
explain what the h... you dudes are ramblin about. and boot, you don't have to quote the whole thread, you can just quote pieces. this thread wasn't meant to be a jokes free for all. if you don't agree with the theme, have enough respect for our Lord to just go somewhere else to act like a @#$%^&*()

scrogdog
03-24-2006, 07:43 AM
Um... Shut up. Boot tried to help you and I apologized for the highjack, and I am never disrespectful to your god in the religion topics. So just STFU.

To you, however, I will be disrespectful, because in this case it seems like the lord has generated one hell of an ass!

Not our fault your story bored the forum to tears.

[Edited by scrogdog on 03-24-2006 at 07:47 AM]

Senior Tech
03-24-2006, 08:01 AM
If the purpose of this thread is to make you stop and think....it works.

RoBoTeq
03-24-2006, 09:10 AM
Ikey;

First; thank you for the story, I will be quoting it in emails and in telling it.

Next; Boot was glorifying what you wrote and putting it back on the pedistool we believers feel it belongs on.

Finally, scrog seems to be a very open minded, logical thinker. For a non-believer, scrog has been very gracious in avoiding being offensive to those of us of faith.

For the rest; they can accept the gift of Salvation or they have the right to not accept it. I cannot feel badly toward those whose refuse this gift even when they are ignorant to those of us who accept it. I can only feel remorse for those who have been tricked into not accepting the gift of Salvation that has been paid for in full by our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

You did good ikey, don't let those who are not as fortunate as you are bring you to there level.

bootlen
03-24-2006, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by ikey
explain what the h... you dudes are ramblin about. and boot, you don't have to quote the whole thread, you can just quote pieces. this thread wasn't meant to be a jokes free for all. if you don't agree with the theme, have enough respect for our Lord to just go somewhere else to act like a @#$%^&*()

Yep. Just a little misunderstanding here, Ikey. The guys tend to spin off of a phrase or sentence in a post and the thread gets hijacked to a discussion far removed from the original post. I just tried to redeem it by going back to your original post since it was, indeed, very provocative. I thoroughly enjoyed it and it is certainly worth repeating.

Robo is right about Scrog. He is very reasonable and if he yields to the tiniest bit of "light" one day, he'll be the best kind of apologist. Meanwhile, he is still respectful to you as long as you return in kind.

Of course you have the typical idiots whose names I won't mention but their initials are tonys and geerair. They are loster'n Hogan's goat and love it that way.

I think maybe you and I are a lot alike. I have been known to fly off the handle from time to time. I have to take a self-imposed time-out before things get too bad. Kinda goin' through that right now.

I hope I have explained myself. Blessings!

tonys
03-24-2006, 02:23 PM
that's not really on the "I love Jesus" tip,
dude.

ikey
03-24-2006, 07:32 PM
Tony, go argue with out....rep,I think that's whos pissed at "Ray", anyway, he's looking for a battle right now, some dude really lit his fire, and it looks like your in the mood to have your fire fed. Check out the "r they born homo's" thread. You would love the antagonistic, theroretically flammable spirit of it. have fun, this forum is not meant for your type. if you have enough balls to make condesending statements to those of us that use this forum as a place to have an opinion, and just want to spread a little of the word, than you really need to read this post. I'm not here to push anything down your throat, but also not here for your typing excercise. You are not a lost soul, no matter what you do, you will be forgiven if you repent and beg for salvation.

RoBoTeq
03-25-2006, 02:35 PM
Ikey, your thread started as a wonderful tribute story dedicated to our Lord for those of us who are of the Christian faith. There is no need to lower ourselves into Satan's pit of despair when others reach up from that location to try to drag us down with hateful rheteric.

I know I am not always successful in practicing what I preach, so I will keep preaching in the hopes that it sinks in to my soul eventially. The best thing to do with those who do not understand faith in our Saviour is to just feel sorry for them.

It also drives them nuts :D

ikey
03-27-2006, 11:30 PM
It's hard though, but your right Robo. As usual, damn! j/k